Cholesterol Dick


used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. implication is that the male has fatty s-m-n.
“hey have you seen debra after her break up with todd four months back?”

“yeah, she let her -ss go. todd’s got some serious cholesterol d-ck.”

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