Chomik


to do a chomik is when one slams on their brakes while driving and leaves skid marks on the road for more than six feet in length.
1: “i was driving on the pulaski skyway today and someone did a mad chomik!!”

2: “really?! how long were the skid marks?”

1: “at least 20 feet!!”

2: “whoa man!”

“i did a chomik today because a fat squirrel ran in front of my car”

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