chomse


to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. people who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the karma sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. chomses have achieved a world record in the art of s-xual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse… take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.
i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!

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