Chonga Wagon


1. any small compact car similar to a honda civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or “fallen amigo”.

2. an incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic american teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

see also: hooptie and rice burner
father (to daughter): i don’t want to see you riding all around town in junior’s chonga wagon – it’s embarr-ssing.

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