Chongling Chode
(n) a person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.
some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the -ss hole and the t-st-cl-s.
side effects of this condition:
-talking like a complete tool
-person becomes a total douchebag
-loss of friends
-voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to -immitate a lower, more manly voice
-cracks way too many gay jokes
-likes it in the b-tt
-eyes become somewhat crossed
-lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
-tries to be a ‘bro’, but fails miserably
-sucks more d-ck than your girlfriend
-fails at life
man, f-ck you rj! you’re such a chongling chode!
dude, that rj kid is the biggest chode chongler i’ve ever seen.
have you met that dude rj? talk about you’re typical chongling chode.
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