Choobie


any hot chick that you would want to bang.
did you see that smokin hot choobie?
a choobie is another word meaning the same as n00b, noobie, or newbie.
look at the choobie getting pwn’d by that spiderling!
a m-ssive poo, one that weighs down on your entire lower body until released into the wild.

also known as a choobie-bomb.
gotta go to the toilet to drop a m-ssive choobie.
little gummie squares in bubble shakes that you can disguise as tomatoes in someones taco
are you slow? you dont need a definition.

choobie

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