chooker
someone who exemplifies all the qualities typically -ssociated with people who carry themselves without any taste or cl-ss or tact. also applies to someone who enthusiastically subscribes to the working cl-ss, or street thug lifestyle. the word originates from pacheco, a dowtrodden suburb of concord, ca. often the term is used by upwardly mobile sn-bby types who want to discreetly mock those in their midst who they view as below them in the social order.
check out that total chooker at the bar, smoking her marlboro lights 100s. not only are her acid wash jeans painted on, but i bet she left the t-tops on her trans-am tonite because she didn’t want to mess up her feathered, aquanet hair.
chooker = chat hooker: a girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. it could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.
my mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!
australian for “cheers”
phrase made famous in the movie “priscilla queen of the desert”
chookers if you don’t know what cheers or the lamer chin chin, or what a toast is you are either too young to be on this web site or from some muslim country or utah or the amazon forrest or possibly another planet.
chookers is cheers !! you use it as a prelude to getting drunk or downing a gl-ss of (i guess anything) after a speech or celebration or just because you are drinking by yourself and wished you weren’t .
someone who is all c-ked out and over- motivated to do nothing
that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour
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