choose between the devil and the deep blue sea
(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: daniel i found out yesterday you are doing pot. i won’t stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night cl-ss to make something out of yourself or you can move the h-ll out of my house onto welfare. your choice; now the ball is in your half court
daniel: whenever i have chosen my path, i’ll come and talk to you.
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