Choozing


when you ooze cheese.. from your c-ck… aka ejaculating. yeah?
dad: oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
son: ugh! gross
dad: (offers boy some crusty bread) fondue?
son: super gross! (takes bread, dips… double dips)
dad: gross!!!!
both laugh

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