Chop Suey


the only song most people who say they listen to system of a down have probably heard.
jay: you listen to system of a down
mark: f-ck yeah, chop suey kicks -ss!
jay: know any other songs by them?
mark: …
jay: dumb-ss
a cheap canto-chinese american dish widely sold in us, consists of stir fried bok choy seasoned with oyster sauce and other left over meats or vegetables. is refered to as cheap and widely available mak-90’s sold in the us before the clinton ban.

ak-47 -ssault rifle, or chinese mak-90 variants, a slang originated in california/bay area for chinese made kalashnikovs. can be norinco and polytech ak’s.

chinese made sks rifle, usually modified to load ak magazines or drums.
i grab my chop suey and unload the 30 round banana.

he popped the trunk and delivered the chop suey to the customer.
system of a down’s first heavily rotated single, soon p-ssed on and beaten to death by avril lavigne. the tenacious d parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

it’s also chinese food.
you’d think that chop suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid b-tch killed it.

or

mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.
a song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in “suey”cide. it was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy
… i don’t think you trust in my self righteous suicide… – chop suey!
chop suey is a song by system of a down. this song is the epitome of perfection in music.
“chop suey is the best freakin song ever.”
“fo shizzle!”
s-x with an asian
they did a little chop suey
running your girlfriends pig tails through your two front belt loops that straddle your zipper and pulling them violently outward making her deep throat your c-ck till she throws up.
so, you don’t deep throat huh … looks like we’re having chop suey tonight

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