chopek


an extremely large, vein-laden phallus used to slay babes and scare babies.
i thrust my chopek into her no-no place, causing her to vomit in ecstasy.
an enormous, vein-laden p-n-s used to slay babes and scare children.
he stuffed his chopek in her pajiba causing her to vomit in ecstasy.
a slang term for a hi-colonic device, purchasable at any local pharmacy.
kenny inserted the chopek, and engaged the flow of fluid at a medium pace. he felt fresh, shortly afterwards.
a polish laxative
it was neccesary for dierdre to undergo the chopek procedure in order to clear her pipes.

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