taking advantage of post-meal times to share some math concepts to kids, with reusable or disposable chopsticks.
mr. ian has been using chopstick math with his two daughters to teach them some rich geometric ideas, instead of relying on forks and knives to do so—the sharp tools could prove unsafe for the girls.
- pakistanian pacman
when a male gets eroused by his lady companion he whips out his ding ding for her to suck. but instead she hovers over his tip with her mouth opened wide while the male continuosly inserts and excerpts his ding ding down her throat at a rapid speed. oh my god steven, i just hit […]
a video recorded by a phone in one’s frocket. (usually secretly, sometimes just unknowingly.) a: that frock*mentary took up a bunch of my phone’s storage and battery! b: i forgot to turn the flash off while i was frock*menting my encounter with the boss.
- rector high school
a terrible *ss school person: “where did you go to school” guy: “rector high school” person: “get the f*ck out”
- despair meatloaf
a loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. their sadness will forever remain in their h*llish meat afterlife just like it did in reality. i gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. she deserved it. she was a b*tch.