Chorlton and the Wheelies
the result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)the perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs ‘wheelbarrow’ style and administers a swift kick (the chorlton) to the t-st-cl-s (the wheelies)
variations:
flying chorlton: a chorlton delivered to a victim who’s hands aren’t in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
bobby chorlton: a chorlton with any football relation
atomic chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the chorlton
sanjeev administered a particularly effective chorlton and the wheelies to dave, much to the delectation of all there present
the result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)the perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs ‘wheelbarrow’ style and administers a swift kick (the chorlton) to the t-st-cl-s (the wheelies)
variations:
flying chorlton: a chorlton delivered to a victim who’s hands aren’t in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
bobby chorlton: a chorlton with any football relation
atomic chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the chorlton
sanjeev administered a particularly effective chorlton and the wheelies to dave, much to the delectation of all there present
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