chortellini
(noun) portmanteau of “chortle” (i.e. laugh) and “tortellini” (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.
“my wife’s wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini.”
“his comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini.”
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