Chotles


when (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell chotles. usually when one spells chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
a: im cleaning my choltes
b: you cleaning your food?
a: what do you mean?
b: about what you just said?
a: about my clothes?
b: you said chotles!
a: ohhh…..
the small strip of skin that attaches your d-ck to your nuts
don’t get your chotle caught in your zipper

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