Chovy’s Razor
a social behavioral law which states: as the age of any instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.
said to be “invoked” once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
“i need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, i am invoking chovy’s razor!”
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