Chris Ferguson
guy that runs a facebook page/account under the same name. he works at mcdonalds and can often be mistaken for sanji from the anime “one piece” due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. he is well known by many in the facebook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving j-panese anime and manga, and founding the two facebook groups, “2d is the way to be” and “church of lewds”, which showcase non-p-rnographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the p-rnographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. some of his most memorable catchphrases are, “i’m p-ssy?”, “dio brando did nothing wrong”, “your gonna regret unfrindending me :/”, and “this d-ck”. he is overall a very funny guy, who’s just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-cl-ss white society. he can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn’t matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. unlike most b-tthurt fandom elitists, chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. he had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. he’s good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. the only way to get on his bad side is to give too much sh-t to naruto or jojo’s bizarre adventure.
chris ferguson was all p-ssed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
Read Also:
- Coligga
a colombian, or any other spanish person, who is very influenced and into the hip-hop culture. this person can also try to act “black” at times. a colligga is the race between black and white so he is easily accepted into both groups, but can also be discriminated from them sometimes too. col- + -igga […]
- corn
very simply put, amazing yellow goodness on a cob this corn is amazing something i sh-tted the other day that i never ate. ::looks in toilet:: what!?… i never ate any corn! originated in jersey. 1. it is equivalent to a sardonic cool. 2. cool, no one gives a sh-t. damian: yo, i just scored […]
- Cucumber Tyrone
a cuc-mber used for s-xual gratification by white suburban mothers. oh no, i just realized that there were cuc-mbers in that salad. i hope your mom wasn’t using them as a cuc-mber tyrone.
- Daniel Tosh
when you record yourself licking someones -ss after they have sh-t, leaving an “o” around the mouth. that b-tch wanted to be famous so i introduced her to daniel tosh! an outrageously stereotypically white comedian from omaha, nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to s-x to great knick knacks […]
- dassmaism
when no matter what you are told you are always right. or when you make up your own meaning for definition with made up words arguing with ppl how know more then you, trying to be right when you are so wrong that you get lost in what you are saying (d-ssmaism)