chris flap



a young mans hair which unfortunately resembles that of an older gentleman wearing a toupee.

hair which is thinning at an immense rate and styled in a way to conceal this, unsuccessfully.

usually -ssociated with tight foisted individuals who occasionally have intercourse with family members.
he seems like a nice guy but he definitely has a chris flap.

look at what the weather has done to that guys chris flap.

person 1 – “look at that guys hair!”
person 2 – “i can’t see much hair, it’s more of a chris flap.”

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