chris pham


a short ch-nky rashy viet kid who likes to follow guys when he has n-body to hang out with.

his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
i would give him a nasty look but the problem is he already has one.
he’s the type of guy to fart on the toilet and flush.
which s-xual position produces the ugliest children? ask mr. pham’s mother.
stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.
chris is not stupid he just has bad luck when thinking.
d-mn you’re h-lla rashy -> d-mn you have mr. chris pham syndrome

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