Chris Porner
n. a nickname (particularly used by women) for chris corner, of sneaker pimps and iamx fame. undoubtedly, he is s-xually desired by many of his female (and gay male) fans. some of them, in fact, even devise well-thought-out plans in order to hook up with him if seeing him in concert. how many of these attempts have succeeded has never been doc-mented.
female iamx fan: i’m seeing iamx tonight, and i am so gonna hook up with chris p-rner afterwards!
friend: if you can get past security, that is.
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