an extremely hot actor.
girl: chris pratt is extremely hot!
boy: no kidding! have you seen p*ssengers? i’d go g*y for him after watching that movie!
“chris pratt is an american film and television actor, who grew up in lake stevens, wa. he is married to fellow washington state native, anna faris, whom he met on the film set of take me home tonight (2011), and with whom he has one child, jack pratt.” also, an amazing actor who has been in films such as the lego movie and guardians of the galaxy. and is in the tv show parks and recreation. and is the originator of emmet swag, through his role as emmet from the lego movie. and has achieved ultimate emmet swag.
– “man, i can’t wait for guardians of the galaxy!”
– “chris pratt is in that right? he’s the best!”
– “i know!!!”
- cat roller
the action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes. cat person 1: i couldn’t find my cat roller this morning so i have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me. the action of always using your lint roller just for collecting […]
- cringey kids
little kids that are ginger and have squeaky voices like josh blackman -rhys -hey -was that a dog whistle???? oh wait it’s cringey kids
- orange steamer
what comes out of trump’s *ss, or the *sses of his supporters. trump ate a giant burrito and later pushed out an orange steamer.
a guatemalan term with both latin and germanic roots, combining etch and diarrhea. literally translated means “diarrhea that etches”. jaime echeverriaed the toilet bowl like boss.