Chris Wilson
n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness
adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune
n. a biom-ss created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors
ex. bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh
jim: h-ll yeah, i rate it about 300 chris wilsons
bill: d-mn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that’s some pretty chris wilson luck, she’s always such a prude
jim: yeah i have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, i should probably take my flux capacitor off the chris wilson, or else my house might burn down
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