Chrislim
n.
a believer in or adherent of both christianity and islam. typically these followers show a loving concern for life, a deep humanity and an openness to others. the chrislim faith’s three pillars are love, integrity, and respect. the adherence to the rituals and customs set forth by jesus and mohammed is encouraged but not mandatory. in general chrislims are taller, better looking, and have superior memories than their single religion brethren.
chrislim doctrine: “when i do good, i feel good. when i do bad, i feel bad. that is my religion.”
“chrislims are the outcome of so much love that cannot be contained within any one religion.”
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