chrismahanukwanzakah
among the catchiest ad campaigns since, ‘i like ike’
it’s okay if you’re a muslim, a christian or a jew
it’s okay if you’re agnostic and you don’t know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
the politically correct term for the winter holidays.
thank you for shopping at kohls…happy chrismahanukwanzakah.
it’s ok if you’re a muslim, a christian, or a jew.
it’s ok if you’re agnostic and you don’t know what to do.
an all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.
happy chrismahanukwanzakah.
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