Chrissie


an oompa loompa; one who forgets all morals in order to back-stab every single friend for her own wants.
i would never want to be chrissie.
the most amazing person ever in every possible respect. she’s the best friend someone could ever have, but she has the tendency to be underestimated and taken for granted.
girl 1: wow, that’s so horrible that you back-stabbed chrissie! she was the best friend you ever had.
girl 2: i know, i’m a wh-r- and i should repent.
girl 1: you were just jealous that she is gorgeous, smart, self-confident, is super fun with a great personality, and on top of all that has a perfect boyfriend.
girl 2: it’s true.
slang term for christmas, usually used by people who dislike both the words x-mas and christmas.
rosie’s such a b-tch…she openly called off my chrissie present as a worthless toy!
a hot s-xy piece of -ss with huge t-ts.
did you see chrissie in the club last night? d-mn, i’d tap that.

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