christ on a bike


an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much
“christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!”

“christ on a bike that hurt”
(exclamation)

1. an outburst of anger or frustration that the w-nkers (q.v.) are once again “getting on your t-ts” through their incompetence.

used by it support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards “users”; when once again, they’ve f-cked up the system.

2. an outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.
“christ on a bike; don’t those w-nkers ever listen to a f-cking word we tell them?”

is an exclamation upon the sight of jesus from nasareth, known to christians as jesus christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. the exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker’s religious views and att-tude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.
christ on a bike! what happened to your car???

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