Christ Punch


while having missionary style s-x, with the females arms at her sides like jesus on the cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to -rg-sm. as she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see jesus.
sandy told me she wanted to go to church more, so instead i gave her a christ punch, now she’s an atheist.
a punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of jesus christ himself…
even ghandi wants to christ punch zach braff in his c-nt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero oh shi-
used to describe an action so uncool, that it is the equivilent of punching christ.
lindy: joe stole a kid’s bike today
marlise: what a christpunch!

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