christen


to perform an act (ususally having s-x or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.
hey baby, lets christen these new sheets!
or
have you christened your new apartment yet?
(name): alternate spelling for ‘kristen’; usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
hey, my name’s christen!
s-xiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!
omg! look its christen lets go kiss her.!
baptism at a religious service

accidentally throwing up someone because of being drunk, and that person is unfortunately near you, during “blessed” event.
my son is being christened on christmas eve.

i accidentally christened my boss, and he killed my -ss.
a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. very bad in bed. small d-ck. doesn’t value anything especially love. often dumps girls. isn’t very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is f-cked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb -ss player
christen joe crosby:)
someone who likes to be a ruff ruff
that christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children
to remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.
little jake christened the beamer with a new vin number.”

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