Christiaan
christiaan – name
someone with the name christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. he can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. though usually surrounded by h–rds of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. he is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
“my day was going pretty rough, but then christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!”
“you can always tell when christiaan walks into a room. all the chicks flock to him!”
a disorder for people who swim too much. a true story, somewhere in cape town, south africa where a person with the disorder suddenly produced gills at his neck and fins at his back though no organs were affected.
possible symptoms of the disorder (officially)
1. has a “van” in his/her name
2. pr-ne to injuring her/him self whenever the person swims
3. addicted to swimming too much, similar when a person has an -rg-sm.
though not stated in the news, the worst case of the christiaan disorder was by an unfortunate swimmer, christiaan van zyl.
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