Christian Bale’d


essentially to “bail out” but in a manner more similar to christian bale’s various escapes and feats of marvel while in his batman character. can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.
matt: wow dude, how’d you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
patrick: i christian bale’d on marissa.

-gl-ss click

bane: how the h-ll did bruce wayne get out of that huge pit i put him in?
random person: how do you think? christian bale’d the f-ck out of there.
an extreme form of hatred to coworker and or people in general.
this word is also an extreme form of the word apesh-t
yo i was so christianbaled today.

hey if you don’t back up im gonna pull a christianbale on your -ss!

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