Christian Climer


the lead guitarist of the band there for tomorrow. christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. christian has a lisp, stutter, and he’s colorblind. he seems very add, funny, and nice. he’s a total studm-ffin and a bad-ss guitarist.
girl 1: “can you believe christian climer cut his pretty hair?!”

girl 2: “he looks so much s-xier with it short.”

girl 1: “i guess…”

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