Christian Fun
the most boring things on earth to do. all those things that one would not normally consider fun, but to christian’s they are fun.
issac: “do you want to go knit and read p-ssages out of the bible?”
ben: “f-ck no, i’d rather felch a dirty -sshole then have some of that christian fun”
doing things that are christian hardcore e.g. playing scrabble, playing bingo/housie
person1: how was looking after your great grandmother
person2: we played scrabble and housie… had so much christian fun
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