Christian Jessen
best known his work as a gp on the tv series embarr-ssing bodies, christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly h-m–erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his b-ttocks.
did you watch embarr-ssing bodies last night? although i thoroughly enjoyed the christian jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny -n-s prolapse
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