s*xiest guy to ever walk this planet. *drops mic and walks off*
(guy) person: “bro, you already looking like christian pierre”
(girl) person: “that guy looks hot as christian-pierre”
- canadian argument
a hockey fight. “did you see the maple leafs play last night? they had at least two canadian arguments.”
a religion that believes all other religions don’t know what the f*ck they are talking about and isn’t taking their bullsh*t. “daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! y’all see that sh*t?! that dude that practices igtheism next door just knocked that jehovah’s witness the f*ck out!!!”
person bad at english me: hi how are you doing? kaoth: me good doing
a very very dark piece of sh*t. usually soft and makes the entire bathroom stink like f*ckin *ss. 1: d*mnnn the bathroom smell like some *ss today! 2. yeah, i know, i took a huge criswyn 1. bl**dy h*ll mate. gtfo!