christian slut


a person who loves to preach jesus but claims to have had lots of s-xual experiences. (all of which is a lie!)
random person: “what would jesus think of your s-xual behavior?”

kerry: “i go to bible studies everyday and i read my bible but i think that he would understand that i have needs that need to be met.”

random person: “what a christian sl-t”
a girl who holds to traditional protestant christian beliefs who also exhibits typical sl-t behavior.

a christian sl-t, is different from a regular sl-t, in that they do not follow threw in any s-xual acts. actions like: kissing, s-x, bl-wj-bs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.
yo, that girl turned out to be a christian sl-t.

dude: yo, you get with that chick the other night?
dude friend: na bro, turned out she was a christian sl-t and just wanted to cuddle.

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