Christihomoality
the opposite of christideuteronoleviticality, which is the corruption of the message of the pale (jewish) galilean by the 1500-year-older blatherings of a group of psychotic priests who should have done posterity a great big favour and gone out and gotten sh-gged a whole lot more often.
long live christih-m-ality. adam and steve would have stayed in the godd-mned garden.
when the religion of christianity is corrupted by h-m-s-xuals (see f-ggots, lesbians, gay) who claim to be christians and practice it openly. the bible clearly states that h-m-s-xuality is wrong, and that it is an abomination before g-d. therefore, what the h-m-s are doing defeats the entire purpose.
the catholic church actually decided to bring in a gay priest, thus bringing christih-m-ality into leadership positions.
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