Christmarse


that time of year when you just can’t be -rs-d to do anything or can’t be -rs-d to bother with christmas. it’s about the same time all the shops cash in off december 25th by starting their x-mas sales in mid july and which don’t end until the end of february.
enid: cyril, are you going to put up the decorations? it’s only four days until the birthday of our lord?

cyril: i can’t be christm-rs-d.

enid: oh go on, i’ll let you fondle my new hip?

cyril: f-ck off you slag.i should’ve married your sister. at least she swallowed.

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