christmas angel
1. an ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a christmas tree
2. to get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl’s clacker that she starts seeing circles
‘hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? well i bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a christmas angel. if f-cking a nun doesn’t clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.
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