Christmas creep
that shady dude at christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.
mario has been a christmas creep, chillin by the archway. i can’t walk by!
a phenomenon where the christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.
if they don’t keep the christmas creep under control, the season will start in june before we know it.
1. universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every christmatastasized mall in america.
2. any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. if it weren’t for this gol-danged christmas creep, i wouldn’t be listening to “jingle bell rock” on the fourth of july!
2. if i ever get my hands on one of those christmas creeps, i’ll tie him to a chair and make him listen to “o christmas tree” until he screams for mercy.
an unexpected hook-up while home on christmas break.
yo, my christmas break was off the chains. caught this little blondie in a christmas creep.
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