Christmas driver


a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner’s useless driving skills.

they can be spotted amongst other christmas driver’s by:
– failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
– failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
– failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
– failing to stay on the road
– failing to have been born with a brain
yeah ok d-ckhead just cut me off! f-cking christmas driver’s man.

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