Christmas Ear Rape


a chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of mannheim steamroller music during the holidays. unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner’s consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cl-ster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.
ouch! someone is playing mannheim steamroller’s “the little drummer boy!” my ear is bleeding! help! christmas ear rape! christmas ear rape!

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