Christmas in July


a moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.
i’m getting so sick of hearing about “christmas in july”, please stop!
when a guy c-ms on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the c-m
guy: thanks for the head! wanna do a christmas in july?

girl: yeah sure

guy: you better snort all my c-m
when a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
that customer is being a d-ck!!! kasey christmas in july on this moterf-cker! bone apat-te!!
a holiday celebrated largely by non-christians for the purpose of enjoying christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in december.
you might want to celebrate christmas in july by:

– cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

– hanging christmas lights

– putting up your christmas tree

– buying gifts for family and friends (note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in july.)

– cooking a turkey or tofurky

– making and drinking spiked egg nog
a holiday celebrated largely by non-christians for the purpose of enjoying christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in december.
you might want to celebrate christmas in july by:

– cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

– hanging christmas lights

– putting up your christmas tree

– buying gifts for family and friends (note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in july.)

– cooking a turkey or tofurky

– making and drinking spiked egg nog

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