Christmas Jew


a person who’s family is jewish, perhaps culturally jewish more than religiously jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of christmas — such as: decorating one’s house with christmas decorations, putting up a christmas tree, pretending that santa exists for the kids, etc.
he puts up a christmas tree and lights a menorah! what a christmas jew.

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