Christmas Jingle


when a girl gives you that long awaited bl-w j-b on christmas day…enjoy it, it only comes once a year. can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate ‘private’ intentions.
hey baby, you think you wanna sing a christmas jingle later on?

d-mn….that girl knows how to sing her christmas jingle.

my favorite christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.
my version of a popular christmas jingle:

oh the weather outside is sh-tty,
and the heat’s broke, what a pity,
and i dont see any po po
so smak a ho smack a ho smack a ho!!!

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