Christmas Krampus


a monster that slithers down the chimney on christmas eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. he is like the evil opposite of santa. if santa represents all that is good, the krampus is the exact opposite.
you don’t what to know about the christmas krampus; it will ruin christmas for you.

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