christmas noob


noobs that just get a game on christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
guy1: i just got owned on gears of war! i got called a christmas noob like every 2 minutes!
a type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at christmas morning. they are typically kids who just received the game as a christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. generally unskilled, pr-ne to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in fps.

easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
christmas noobs = fresh meat.
a person who has recieved a video game for christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. when they play they get their -ss shat on. one can always tell a christmas noob because 2 – 5 days after christmas, they’re level of skill/rank is much lower than others’.
wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.

how is that kid only a level 17?!?! oh, wait…christmas noob.
all the people who just got black ops for christmas. resulting in many free kills and fun.
look at all these christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.
a player who just got a certain game for christmas. mostly little kids who don’t have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. christmas noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.
i f-cking love playing cod on christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.
a christmas noob is a person who got an online game for christmas, and plays it for the first time on christmas break. the population of such games like call of duty and halo usually spikes on christmas due to the m-ss amount of christmas noobs getting the game as a present.
gamer 1: dude, tomorrow’s christmas! you know what that means!

gamer 2: f-cking right! all those christmas noobs will be playing. i can’t wait to pwn me some christmas noobs!

gamer 1: you know it!
(n) the person or persons who receive modern warfare 3 as a christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.
mw3 player 1: “what’s that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?”
mw3 player 2: “oh, don’t mind him, he’s a christmas noob.”

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