christmas pickle
you hide the pickle in the tree then play a game to find it. the winner gets it showed up his or her -ss and the loser is forced to eat it.
“dude it was so nasty!! my little brother had to eat the christmas pickle this year. my sweaty 90 year old grandma, beth, won and had it up her an hour!!”
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