Christmas Shit


when a group of people stay up until midnight on christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting
sis: we’re going to be up late tonight. we have to take our christmas sh-t in the back yard.
bro: oh right, i almost forgot about that.
the long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy christmas dinner.
person 1: how was your christmas?
person 2: good, except for the christmas sh-ts i had.
(see also: red sh-t: a sh-t that makes your b-tthole bleed; green sh-t: speaks for itself. green sh-t.) a christmas sh-t is basically a combination of the red and green sh-t. you see both red and green. the christmas sh-t also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the sh-tter by surprise, as if it were a present.
i just took a christmas sh-t in july and i didn’t even know it was coming!

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