christmas tease
when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises s-xual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, bl-wj-b, fingering,licking out, no s-x). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is evil.
tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she’ll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb b-st-rd hahahahaha
-tom- cries until he p-sses out
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