Christmas Tree Penis


a quote from the youtube series ‘the missadventures of marvex’ by spoony-chan and arxaith.
it is used a lot by mainly one person in it, marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards vexen (arxaith). it basically means an old man’s you-know-what.
marluxia(spoony): you have a christmas tree p-n-s!

vexen(arxaith): what does that mean?!

marluxia(spoony): -in a sing-song voice- dead from the roots up and the b-lls are just for decoration!

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